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fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson





when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

One Thirsty Thursday my college sophomore year, when I was in line for a slice of pizza, there was this girl who I heard behind me going, “That’s so cool. That’s so cool. Oh my god.” And I glanced behind me and there was this girl looking at my hair. She went on to praise it, saying I was “soooo pretty” and that “anyone who gives you shit is mad because they can’t pull it off” and then she got her boyfriend involved, saying, “Baby, baby, isn’t her hair great, doesn’t she look awesome, baby LOOK”

it was adorable


Me at parties





Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.


The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him


i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape



"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

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"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

Golden Globe Award Winner for Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy — Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation